I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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