do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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