My brain says no but my pants say off.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
