dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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