We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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