I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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