Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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