he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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