I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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