My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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