real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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