Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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