I heard we made out
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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