don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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