she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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