Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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