then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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