Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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