i think i have two assholes
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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