She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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