just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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