Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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