I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
It's just like the Real World with babies
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
When did angry sex become our thing?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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