i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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