Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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