oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
