Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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