After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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