what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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