its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Randomize
