just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
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