I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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