Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Randomize
