btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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