marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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