i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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