I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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