We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
should my penis look like a turkey
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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