In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
