drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Randomize
