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I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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