There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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