First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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