he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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