The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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