You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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