so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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