Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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