It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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