Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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