Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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