I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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