So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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