i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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