Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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